Well hello everybody. I thought I had him trained well but you know what it's like. I'd sort of settled after my midday snack of seeds and was having a good old scratch at the nether regions when I saw a familiar container appear. Oh No he's going to squirt me. Woh! not up there just because I have poop stuck. Geesh, if he carries on I'll have a Lido in the cage bottom. Where's my rubber ring gone. I must admit it does feel better now he's finished. The pinnies don't itch and hurt as much, and the poo is dropping off, so I suppose he knew what he was doing. I'm not going to show I liked it else he'll do it again. Ah Good, He's cleaning up again now. He's taken the bottom of the cage away to clean up. Ooo! that likes nice and clean, not for long though now you've cleared the blockage. Phutt, there it goes. What a relief. I must say it's much better sat here closer to him, he keeps chatting and whistling to me. That reminds me I must teach him how to whistle one of these days.
06:30 It seems the old fellar is back to his old tricks again. Cover coming off, hang on to your perches we are going for a ride, Weeee! yes we are back on the table and he's refreshing the water. I know what time it is because it's still flipping dark. Thank goodness he put some light on.
08:00 Here he is with his coffee, and I'm off for my breakfast of seeds. He keeps putting these funny looking things in my cage. I have no idea what they are for. Oh hang on he's had a bite out that orange looking thing, now now I know what colours are, I'm still not risking it though. Carry on with the seeds.
Good to see your slave is still looking after you well. Bout time you gave him a break and looked after him i think, i hope he is ok today, good slaves are very hard to come by you know , treat him well.
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Ha Ha Sam, you are so right. It's amazing how clean the house is now though. I'm back on-line now, so over to the master. Thank goodness for that I thought the serf was taking over for a minute. Not a lot to report today. It's been a funny old day. I had my cage cleaned out this morning just so I could drop the seeds and husks in the bottom, Strange but there wasb't many poops in there, but I have been scratching quite a bit. Then I saw that slave with a familiar looking bottle in his hand. Oh No! he's going to spray me again and I no why. Stuck poops I bet. I was right. O! can you be a bit gentler with that water. That one went right up the Khyber pass. Thank goodness it's all over. I must say everything does feel better, the pinnies are not as bad, and the nether regions feel a bit fresher. The poops are getting through as well. I guess the slave will just have to clean the cage bottom again. I can't be expected to sleep with that lot there.
Hello to all my followers, a bit late getting started on the blog today. I have broken free from the jail this morning. I went through the usual procedure and was getting nearer and nearer to the jail entrance. When the servant disappeared to another room and was gone for quite a few minutes I saw my chance. First visit was to his desk, wow so much to investigate on here. I'll have a trample up and down this thing with loads of buttons on. the buttons have letters on but I can't read. It's a good job I don't chew else there would be bits of paper all over the place. Hey up he's coming back. Oh! Oh! caught red beaked or is it footed, whatever he's seen me. If I look all innocent then it will be OK. I say he's rather pleasant to say where he found me. I'm off for a fly round now seeing as I'm out. Ah if I perch here right in front of him I can watch what he's doing. Phut, I don't know what I'm sat on but when you have to go you have to go. Ah well I'll just find a nice perch and have 40 winks.