|
|
Post by OP on Jan 13, 2015 9:33:27 GMT
Here we go. Usual rules apply. Closing date will be 20th January 2015.. Winners announced 21st January 2015  |
|
|
|
Post by Shirls on Jan 13, 2015 16:40:19 GMT
Jim: Lovely day Bert isn't it? I could sit here all day.
Bert: Yeah!
|
|
|
|
Post by Shirls on Jan 13, 2015 16:41:29 GMT
Caption no. 2: If we sit here long enought do you think we'll get a tan?
|
|
|
|
Post by sweetpea on Jan 13, 2015 17:56:30 GMT
I think I might need an hysterical rectomy...
|
|
|
|
Post by samwiseg on Jan 13, 2015 17:57:46 GMT
Are YOU gonna tell the old boy that the grass needs cutting or am I?
|
|
May 17, 2024 2:43:26 GMT
Deleted
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2015 19:14:59 GMT
Pssst wanna buy some millet......  |
|
|
|
Post by samwiseg on Jan 13, 2015 19:55:56 GMT
.. puff, pant, wheeze.."I think we lost him down by the shed"
|
|
|
|
Post by OP on Jan 13, 2015 20:34:28 GMT
Please stop making me laugh when I have my hot chocolate in my hand.  |
|
May 17, 2024 2:43:26 GMT
Deleted
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2015 23:53:40 GMT
Whiskers.... oh i ordered that sun lounger yesterday, its being delivered tomorrow morning.
Joey.... ohhh brilliant, my feet are killing me
|
|
|
|
Post by ffiscool on Jan 16, 2015 1:02:13 GMT
Whiskers: ok, now go for it Joey, who are you going to be?
Joey: tonight Whiskers I am going to be Tom Jones and sing The Green Green Grass of Home
|
|
May 17, 2024 2:43:26 GMT
Deleted
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2015 16:38:13 GMT
Joey: "Your feathers are the green of the grass and the yellow of the sun! I could go on about how stunning your beak is, and how the shine of your eyes reminds me of the twinkling of the stars, but I think I will leave it there."
Whiskers: "Oh, no, do please carry on."
|
|
Jan 3, 2015 15:08:56 GMT
davita
Brand New Budgie
Posts: 21 
|
Post by davita on Jan 19, 2015 16:48:10 GMT
Two budgies sitting on a Perch, one said to the other ' Can you smell fish'?
|
|
|
|
Post by Moogie on Jan 19, 2015 20:36:09 GMT
Did you not tell him we get hay fever  |
|
|
|
Post by skysmum on Jan 19, 2015 22:47:33 GMT
Dr Livingstone I Presume.
|
|
|
|
Post by ffiscool on Jan 20, 2015 18:18:19 GMT
If I were you, I would get a different gardener! Have you seen how high that grass is???
|
|
