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Post by milliej on Feb 25, 2012 15:36:58 GMT
My son has taken up meditation - at least it's better than sitting doing nothing.
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Post by milliej on Feb 25, 2012 15:39:04 GMT
The one constant among all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
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Oct 7, 2011 19:59:02 GMT
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Post by ianb on Feb 25, 2012 16:49:44 GMT
Mick & Paddy are reading headstones at the cemetery. Mick says "Crikey dis fella was 152" Paddy says "what was his name" , Mick replies "Miles from London".....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2012 20:07:29 GMT
i found this on facebook....by our very own Rachael and thought you might like it.... ... Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. > It was just After Eight. > They got off at Quality Street . > He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa > 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied. > He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her. > Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple. > He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. > Soon they were Heart Throbs. > It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. > But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch. > Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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Post by ianb on Mar 27, 2012 20:42:45 GMT
Paddy and Mick are looking at a catalogue.Paddy says" there,s some lovely women in here, Mick says"yes very reasonable prices too,lets order a couple" So a month go,es by and Paddy calls Mick"any sign of those girls" "no" says Mick "but it should,nt be long their clothes arrived yesterday!!
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