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Post by Marianne Marlow on Apr 27, 2012 7:33:29 GMT
I don't think she has lost any more BB.
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Post by BudgiesBuddy on Apr 27, 2012 7:37:11 GMT
It's a good sign then
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Betcherrygah-John
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Post by Betcherrygah-John on Apr 27, 2012 19:57:22 GMT
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Post by BudgiesBuddy on Apr 27, 2012 20:11:11 GMT
This makes me hungry ;D
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Post by Betcherrygah-John on Apr 28, 2012 20:27:14 GMT
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Post by BudgiesBuddy on Apr 29, 2012 15:40:25 GMT
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Post by Betcherrygah-John on Apr 29, 2012 23:31:41 GMT
A burglar breaks into a house while he is looking for something to steal he hears a voice say "Jesus is looking".
He looks around there is no one there, he carries on searching and again a voice say " Jesus is looking".
Again he looks around there is no one there he carries on searching and again a voice says "Jesus is Looking".
He shines his torch around the room and there is a parrot in the corner the burglar says to the parrot "What's your name?"
The parrot replies "Cyril!"
The burglar says "Thats a stupid name for a parrot."
The parrot replies "Not half as stupid as Jesus is for a Rottweiller."
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Post by BudgiesBuddy on Apr 30, 2012 7:27:21 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2012 13:58:38 GMT
very good john......
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Betcherrygah-John
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Post by Betcherrygah-John on May 1, 2012 2:38:43 GMT
One day a man went to an auction.
While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
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Post by BudgiesBuddy on May 1, 2012 9:39:47 GMT
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Betcherrygah-John
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Post by Betcherrygah-John on May 1, 2012 20:12:09 GMT
How to medicate a parrot!
Occasionally, we find it necessary to medicate our feathered friends. Here are some pointers to help you with this task.
FIRST APPLICATION:
1. Retrieve the bird from the cage. 2. Set the bird on a table and hold its head by carefully grasping the neck where it joins the lower jaw, or mandible. 3. With your other hand, grasp the medicine syringe and place the tip into the left side of the bird's mouth. 4. Depress the plunger and squirt the medicine toward the back of the bird's throat. 5. Wipe excess medicine from the bird's beak. 6. Place the bird back in the cage.
SUBSEQUENT APPLICATIONS:
1. Attempt to retrieve the bird from the cage. 2. Apply bandages as necessary to wounds on your hands and arms. 3. Retrieve the bird from its new hiding place under the coffee table. 4. Carefully immobilise the bird's head to prevent further tissue damage to your body. 5. Attempt to break the "Vulcan Death Grip" and remove the bird's feet from your hand. 6. Apply more bandages and a strong analgesic cream to the new wounds on your hands and arms. 7. Immobilise the bird by carefully wrapping it in a bath towel. 8. Watch in amazement as the bird "morphs." Its head and tail will probably swap position, putting your tender flesh in mortal danger again. 9. Hold the bird snugly in its terrycloth prison. 10. Grasp the medicine syringe. Try to stop trembling in fear and pain. Place the tip of the syringe into the left side of the bird's mouth. 11. Ignore the crushed tip. Depress the plunger and squirt the medicine toward the back of the bird's throat. 12. Wipe excess medicine out of your eyes and off the drapes. 13. Release the bird and squirt medicine in the general vicinity of its face. Some medicine may actually go into the mouth. The rest will be absorbed by osmosis. 14. Shoo the bird back to the cage. 15. Spend the rest of the day attempting to regain the bird's affection with yummy snacks and new toys.
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Post by Marianne Marlow on May 2, 2012 18:34:12 GMT
Ha, it's so true John
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Post by BudgiesBuddy on May 2, 2012 20:11:01 GMT
From second paragraph, it looks like a hen ;D
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Betcherrygah-John
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Post by Betcherrygah-John on May 2, 2012 20:29:27 GMT
Talking Parrots!
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots,and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
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